“It’s better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all.” Marilyn Monroe

“Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.” Sir  Arthur Eddington

“I’ve Always been famous; it’s just no one knew it yet.” Lady Gaga

” When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second.  When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour” Alber Einstein

“McCathyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled” Joseph R. McCarthy

“I’ve learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb.  At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they’re going to tear you down.” Megan Fox

“Only two thing are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” Albert Einstein

“I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn’t know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of soft drink.” Joe DiMaggio

“A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” Fred Allen

“There was my name up in lights.  I said, ;’God, somebody’s made a mistake.’ But there it was in lights.  And I sat there and said, ‘Remember, you’re not a star.’ Yet there it was up in lights.” Marilyn Monroe

“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” Albert Einstein.

“You start chasing a ball and your brain immediate commands your body to ‘Run forward, bend, scoop up the ball, peg it to the infield,’ then your body says, ‘Who me?'” Joe DiMaggio

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” Marilyn Monroe

“Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between communistic atheism and Christianity.  The modern champions of communism have selected this as the time, and ladies, and gentlemen, the chips are down-they are truly down.” Joseph R. McCarthy

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.” Mark Russell

“I’m a ballplayer not an actor” Joe Dimaggio

“I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone’s wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.” Marilyn Monroe

“You see wire telegraph is a kind of very, very long cat.  You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles.  Do you understand this?  And the radio operate exactly the same way: you send signals here; they receive them there.  The only difference is that there is no cat.” Albert Einstein.

“The cool thing about being famous is traveling.  I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff” Britney Spears.

“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure.  I make mistakes.  I’m out of control, and at times hard to handle.  But if you can’t handle me at my worst, the sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” Marilyn Monroe