Don’t you want to be famous? Just a little bit? Watch as John Kuntz claws his way to fame in his one-man spectacle Starfuckers: a play about celebrity, parasocial relationships, obsession, snacks, feuds, farm animals, and movie stars. And who knows? It might even be your big break.

STARF*CKERS
written and performed by John Kuntz
directed by Alex Lonati
August 13 – 16, 2026

Starf*ckers is not part of any season ticket package. However, season ticket holders may purchase discounted, no-fee tickets.