Don’t you want to be famous? Just a little bit? Watch as John Kuntz claws his way to fame in his one-man spectacle Starf*ckers: a play about celebrity, parasocial relationships, obsession, snacks, feuds, farm animals, and movie stars. And who knows? It might even be your big break.
STARF*CKERS
written and performed by John Kuntz
directed by Alex Lonati
August 13 – 16, 2026
Starf*ckers is not part of any season ticket package. However, season ticket holders may purchase discounted, no-fee tickets.
Writer
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John Kuntz
Playwright
Director
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Alex Lonati
Director
Cast
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John Kuntz
Performer
Production
- Sawyer Grabow Lighting Designer
- Anna Drummond Sound Designer
- Jules Talbot Graphics Designer
- Adele Nadine Traub Production Stage Manager
- Sara “Hutch” Hutchins Production Manager
- Zoey Roth Production Assistant